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So what is "Daily Desert Island?"
Imagine this: you're out on a boat in the middle of the ocean. It's a nice boat with nice people on board. One of them is a lawyer. He's insignificant to the story, so forget I mentioned him, nonetheless he's there. You are drinking lemonade, and you're almost finished with it when you realize that you hate lemonade, so you throw it overboard. The Captain of the boat saw you throw your drink overboard. He doesn't look happy. Maybe you shouldn't have done that. You act like you're having a super good time so that maybe his pride will extinguish his anger. Suddenly, you hit an iceberg! Oh yeah, you're in the Arctic Ocean by the way. You shove children out of the way to get to the life vests...but your energy has been wasted because there are no life vests. They haven't been invented yet. All you find is one of those long foam noodle things that children float on. You refuse to share and continue to hit everyone else with it each time they try and save themselves on it. You try and play "Marco/Polo" instead, no one is in the mood. Everyone drowns, even the lawyer, and you drift thousands of miles to a deserted island in the Bahamas (it could happen). Now what do you do? You're bored, and you wish you wouldn't have thrown out that lemonade. No, you hate lemonade. It was worth it. It's at this point that you contemplate life's most difficult questions. So....contemplate.
Definitely: 1) www.dailydesertisland.com
ReplyDelete2) www.cnn.com
3) www.collegehumor.com